June 2012
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britta-edison:
you’re lying if you say you’ve never sat alone in your room and sang she will be loved at the top of your lungs
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It needs to be sunday so I can finally go to the...
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
when i make people laugh thats like my favorite feeling id rather be really ugly and the funniest person ever to exist than pretty and boring
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Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
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The good thing about being a Potterhead is that...
riddlemetom:
Teacher: Why haven’t you turned in your homework?
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
Friend: Dude, why are you always late?
Dad: Who allowed you to stay out past curfew?
Sibling: The fuck did you just hit me for?
Police: Why are you driving a stolen vehicle?
Me: Why am I wasting my life on the internet?
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Reblog if you think Ed Sheeran is one of the most...
edwardsheeranisgod:
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I have the weirdest dreams.
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Even Ed Sheeran knows how sexy Ed Sheeran is.
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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padfootmagic:
do you ever get that urge just to punch someone in the face
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I would love to sleep, but I am still too fucking...
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Reblog if you actually like reading.
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jsounthone:
can I just have a guy to cuddle with?
he doesn’t need to be the love of my life
I just want to fucking snuggle
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youre-just-a-small-bump:
Sometimes I just sit and cry because Ed Sheeran
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what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers' assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn't find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
((This is posted somewhere else on tumblr, but I couldn't find it again.))
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